It’ll stink up your mailbox

Going to a bar mitzvah?  Baby shower?  A friend getting married?  I have the perfect gift idea for you.

Classy Spam packages!  Impressive your friends and family with the least impressive meat on the market!  Pick from several different sophisticated packages, none of which include anything to cover up the taste of Spam.  Though I guess if you have a leak in the drywall, you can use it to plug it up.

I shouldn’t be hating on Spam, mainly because of my sophomore year of college where I lived mainly on Hot Pockets and Twix.  Listen, Koreans love Spam.  They loooove it.  And nothing wrong with that.  I imagine it’s the same thing back in America with pork rinds and beef jerky.  And after eating a package of pork rinds on a long car ride once, I understand why dogs love them.

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