I saw Huggies diapers today that said in Korean on the label “magic panties.” Which is true, because when I opened the box an extra absorbent wizard popped out.
Anyway, I did stand up comedy a second time tonight at the local open mic in Gunsan. I think I did better than last time but I couldn’t tell over the sound of my own fear.
This is the last unused picture I have at the moment, so let’s talk about it.
This is the triangle-shaped album of the #1 single in Korea (at some point, maybe still), “Bad Girl Good Girl” by the girl group Miss A. The song’s decent, but that’s not the reason I show this to you. The album name has blown my mind. I don’t understand. Long but short. Fire but water. Start but finished. Beard but clean shaven. Tom but Jerry. I can’t wrap my mind around it.
Look, one night of drunken debauchery doesn’t make you bad. Karma is a ladder that takes a long time to climb down. There’s no explanation in the music. And the song lyrics aren’t exactly Dickens. Oh well, let’s just say it’s a bad song but it’s good that it sold so many copies.
